tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10451270017490177942011-12-16T10:24:48.073-08:00The Sportsworld they don't talk about on T.V.G-ranicalhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12109729716063899839noreply@blogger.comBlogger101100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1045127001749017794.post-45998343463495394742008-11-24T14:08:00.000-08:002011-12-16T10:24:48.101-08:00People have referred to Brock as a genetic freak and the human answer to the dreaded Shrek ogre. What hyperbolic journalists failed to notice was that their obscene searching for obscure and exaggerated description of the cartoon-like athlete were closer to reality then they could have ever imagined. <br /><br />Brock Lesnar was not mysteriously created in a lab, but neither was he raised in a Minnesota farmhouse like the quaint representation of the American small town myth likes to perpetuate. <br /><br />Brock Lesnar was actually created in an artist's drawing room on the Disney production lot with a pencil and some crayons in the early 90’s.<br /><br />Brock Lesnar is none other than 1991’s Beauty And The Beast villain, Gaston. <br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_S_gd9IqYLWc/SSsnc5C18ZI/AAAAAAAAAE8/7w1OcmlHaOA/s1600-h/brock-lesnar+Gaston.jpg"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 194px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_S_gd9IqYLWc/SSsnc5C18ZI/AAAAAAAAAE8/7w1OcmlHaOA/s400/brock-lesnar+Gaston.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5272351166069862802" /></a><br /><br />Sha. Right. As if we wouldn’t notice…<br /><br />Well apparently “we” didn’t notice, only G-ranical noticed. But Cest la vie.<br /><br />So yes, its quite apparent that Brock is demonstratively similar to Gaston in the visual sense but the good people at Disney were kind enough to even include a listing of Gaston’s attributes in a wondrous toe-tappin musical format which further make obvious the creepy connection between the two super alpha males.<br /><br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/fhG9hKiplfQ&hl=en&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/fhG9hKiplfQ&hl=en&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br /><br />Quotes like this are just giving it away, don’t you think? <br /><br /><blockquote>"There's no man in town as admired as you<br />You're ev'ryone's favorite guy<br />Ev'ryone's awed and inspired by you<br />And it's not very hard to see why<br />No one's slick as Gaston<br />No one's quick as Gaston<br />No one's neck's as incredibly thick as Gaston's”</blockquote><br /><br /><br />And the duals tastes in women are on par as well. Gaston tried to court Belle while Brock courted Sae-Belle. (Sure Belle didn’t have a manufactured tan, abuse the use of high-end make-up, breast implants, or garner a centre fold in Playboy but the names are slightly similar in sound and that’s enough for me.)<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_S_gd9IqYLWc/SSsnPvY6_BI/AAAAAAAAAE0/TDjE71fnKqI/s1600-h/Sable.jpg"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 238px; height: 320px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_S_gd9IqYLWc/SSsnPvY6_BI/AAAAAAAAAE0/TDjE71fnKqI/s320/Sable.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5272350940139813906" /></a><br /><br /><br />He even <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6aMnDpXa7h8">"uses antlers in all of his decorating"</a> Brock Lesnar is definitely Gaston. <br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-XmusbzmbLJI/TuuMzZccU8I/AAAAAAAAAFo/lrNJztQhlXA/s1600/brock-lesnar-holding-deer.jpg"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-XmusbzmbLJI/TuuMzZccU8I/AAAAAAAAAFo/lrNJztQhlXA/s400/brock-lesnar-holding-deer.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5686793769116783554" /></a><br /><br /><br /><br />What does this mean for the future of sports and entertainment, and dare I say, the future of mankind? <br /><br />I can only hope and dream…<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_S_gd9IqYLWc/SSsl5rqK_YI/AAAAAAAAAEk/wo9gIlrFMlk/s1600-h/untooned_jessicarabbit.jpg"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 298px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_S_gd9IqYLWc/SSsl5rqK_YI/AAAAAAAAAEk/wo9gIlrFMlk/s320/untooned_jessicarabbit.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5272349461669674370" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1045127001749017794-4599834346349539474?l=s-rant.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>G-ranicalhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12109729716063899839noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1045127001749017794.post-37692082129478946982008-11-13T20:35:00.000-08:002010-06-17T14:32:55.691-07:00<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1045127001749017794-3769208212947894698?l=s-rant.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>G-ranicalhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12109729716063899839noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1045127001749017794.post-25974696989494990632008-10-22T23:48:00.000-07:002010-06-17T14:33:04.216-07:00<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1045127001749017794-2597469698949499063?l=s-rant.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>G-ranicalhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12109729716063899839noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1045127001749017794.post-67741335178310372282008-10-14T11:06:00.000-07:002010-06-17T14:33:17.616-07:00<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1045127001749017794-6774133517831037228?l=s-rant.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>G-ranicalhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12109729716063899839noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1045127001749017794.post-8029262865175167072008-10-14T08:02:00.000-07:002010-06-17T14:33:24.809-07:00<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1045127001749017794-802926286517516707?l=s-rant.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>G-ranicalhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12109729716063899839noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1045127001749017794.post-20945026488477048182008-10-03T17:20:00.001-07:002010-06-17T14:33:31.667-07:00<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1045127001749017794-2094502648847704818?l=s-rant.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>G-ranicalhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12109729716063899839noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1045127001749017794.post-5989062646897421842008-09-03T18:09:00.000-07:002010-06-17T14:33:38.909-07:00<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1045127001749017794-598906264689742184?l=s-rant.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>G-ranicalhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12109729716063899839noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1045127001749017794.post-30363397740116344702008-08-24T15:27:00.000-07:002010-06-17T14:33:54.912-07:00<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1045127001749017794-3036339774011634470?l=s-rant.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>G-ranicalhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12109729716063899839noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1045127001749017794.post-26225387348338618822008-08-23T17:25:00.000-07:002010-06-17T14:34:02.276-07:00<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1045127001749017794-2622538734833861882?l=s-rant.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>G-ranicalhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12109729716063899839noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1045127001749017794.post-48121191655181167812008-08-22T19:18:00.000-07:002010-06-17T14:34:14.042-07:00<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1045127001749017794-4812119165518116781?l=s-rant.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>G-ranicalhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12109729716063899839noreply@blogger.com0